Membership does have its privileges

Published: Wednesday, April 9, 2014 at 06:24 PM.

Additionally over the past few years I’ve made it a point to buy a few guns. I like guns, and I like my right to own them. It’s amusing that the anti-gun people have probably sold more weapons in the past few years than all pro-gun advertising combined. Kismet.

Well imagine my surprise this week to learn that I’ve become a member of yet another group, one I hadn’t heard of. According to the wildly flapping left wing of the Democratic Party, I now belong to the “Black Helicopter Crowd.”

As far as I can tell, the only requirement for entry is rejecting the lying nonsense liberals squawk. By that measure I’m fully qualified. I’m not sure what all of this has to do with Igor Sikorsky’s invention but won’t worry about it too much.

Coming from a political party that has done just about everything possible to wreck this country over the last five years, it’s surprising their promotion of this “Black Helicopter Crowd” offers economic positives. Even as I’m typing this I’m sure small entrepreneurs around the country are busy designing T-shirts with BHC logos.

Black Helicopter stuff won’t be hard to sell. I’ll buy assuming the product is high quality and made in the USA.

Liberals do have affectations branded by Obama, such as his “signature” fist bump. We BHC folks won’t have anything like it, although I’ll be happy to donate my personal “signature” Gardner finger wave for their use.

It’s not copyrighted; I saw it twice today while driving. I think I’ll fit in nicely with this outfit.

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