Here are some real reasons to be concerned

Published: Wednesday, October 16, 2013 at 05:10 PM.

-- My strange fascination with 1970s fashion trends.

-- Biting my tongue. Sorry, but it hurts when I do that, and I don’t like pain. And since I eat, it’s a real concern.

-- Being hit by a meteorite. Seriously, now that I’ve mentioned it, it’s got you thinking.

-- East Carolina football. Really, you lose to Tulane. It’s Tulane for heaven’s sake. (Sorry, this one is going to stick with me for a while.)

-- The fear that I will get cheese on my hamburger when I specifically tell them “no cheese” when I order.

-- That the Geico commercial with the camel announcing his thrill at Wednesday being hump day suddenly becomes less funny.

After all this, maybe I need a week designated to bring attention to all my concerns. The only thing is you’ll have to talk like a pirate while eating a doughnut at the same time. 

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