Congresswoman plays games with hunger

Published: Monday, April 8, 2013 at 02:56 PM.

Speaking of food, I wonder if many years ago she had a cake named after her. I think it and Ding Dongs fell prey to union gluttony but I’m not sure.

This whole budget thing has been exposed as a vast right-wing conspiracy to harm Democrats. It reeks of a Hollywood sequel, "Hunger Games II – Apocalypse Chow." I’m at least half-right. It most definitely reeks.

Now I’m thinking this fiscal famine could spread over to the White House. I pray the First Family won’t be reduced to eating "Lobster Helper." Also, I certainly don’t want my president’s official dinners to feature wine served from Mylar bags.

If this all seems silly, it’s because it’s intended to be so. Liberals must appeal to the clueless because they make up a significant portion of their base; therefore, their messages must be flavored for that palate.

"Unfair" you say? Does any thinking individual in the real world truly believe a few percentage cuts in a cafeteria’s budget will measurably degrade Washington staff member’s health? Nonsense.

I regularly ate cheap high school lunches including salmon patties and peanut-butter sandwiches. I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer but doubt those Havelock High School meals killed many brain cells.

Debbie has cooked up a ridiculous and frivolous tidbit to be fed to the ridiculous and frivolous. Those who gobble that stuff up should worry less about their stomachs and more about their brains.



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