Company solves the world's biggest problem

Published: Wednesday, April 17, 2013 at 04:49 PM.

Apparently, the calendars use some "high-tech polymer" to protect the paper from getting ruined if it gets wet, smeared with mustard, covered with pizza, soaked in beer or smothered in chicken wing sauce.

The company actually has a YouTube video — I watched it purely for research purposes mind you — that demonstrates how its bikini calendars are protected under such circumstances, while a normal calendar is ruined and tears apart.

"Now the exceptionally beautiful and intelligent women that grace our pages will stay pristine," company founder and president Sanford Siddall is quoted as saying in the release.

Yep, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had a bikini calendar ruined because I spilled mustard on it.

Well, OK. I don’t ever recall having a bikini calendar, and I don’t even like mustard, but I’m sure you see my point.

The company says it is marketing the waterproof bikini calendars to college students, adding that thousands use the product to "get organized."

Sure, because if I was in college, getting organized is exactly what I would use a bikini calendar for. I mean, what else would they be used for? Certainly not just to look at.

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